Sunday, May 17, 2009

Reasons NOT to fall in LOVE...

Change of course muna tayo.. hahahha
Rason para alisin ang love sa buhay... (bitter? haha...)


1. Love makes your heart work overtime... stressed ang puso mo....
2. Love makes you listen to those cheesy love songs.. (lalo na sa mga lalake.. kadiri diba?)
3. Love makes you buy that expensive perfume because he/she likes it
4. Love increases you telephone and cellphone bill
5. Love empties your wallet (lalo sa lalake at mga sugar mommies.. haha)
6. Love kills flowers.. (kaw na umitindi... kasalanan ng mga babae.. nyahaha)
7. Love also kills bees... (coz it kills flowers...)
8. Love overworks your neurons and brain cells (kakaisip kung bakit di sya nagtetxt...)
9. Love makes you stupid.. (lagi na lang nakasmile.. diba katangahan un?)
10. Love is the major reason to population problems...
11. Love destroys inuman sessions for the boys and chismisan sessions for the girls..
12. Love orders you to lie
13. Love makes you wear those stupid "terno" shirts
14. Love makes you read horoscopes.... ( lalo na ung sa libre.. nayahha)
15. Love makes you take sleeping pills... (can't sleep thinking about him/her)
16. Love makes you taste other's saliva.. (yak!!!)
17. Love makes you stare at midair...
18. Love makes you believe there's such things as forever, 'til death do us part, etc..
19. Love separates you from the real world..
20. Love transforms you into a detective(feeling mo may problema) then stalker(iconfirm mo may problema...) then killer (naconfirm mo may problema)
21. Love makes you dye your head brown coz he or she likes brown hair..
22. Love steals your food (gusto niya, xmpre bigyan mo..)
23. Love makes you a walking baggage counter (sa lalaki)
24. Love makes you a water girl and towel holder (sa mga babae tuwing may laro siya..)
25. Love makes you study your lesson ahead (Kailangan mo siya turuan.. haha...)

Many reasons to enumerate... wanna give one? feel free.. haha... but the important reason for me...

Love takes away everything from you, even your heart, even your life... Yet you still feel so stupidly happy... (diba.. anu un? hari ng katangahan.. nyayahha...)

Love Love Love..

3 comments:

heroinrush said...

Love makes Essel blog something like "Reasons NOT to fall in LOVE..." uiii hahaha

pamQ said...

26. Love is overrated! ;)

Essel31 said...

LOL! true.. true..